Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
When people who are skinny and have nice bodys but dont work out and eats like a pig post shit about working out and looking good. Biiiiiiiitch please. Im may be fat. But you eat faster and more then I do! Lmaooooo
"if you’re a girl and you’re participating in no shave november… it’s gonna be no dick december. lol. haha" ah yes that’s what i am truly afraid of. not getting dick for a month. i will be sure to focus my choices around getting dick. that is what really matters in my life. intercourse and intercourse only. getting dick. i live for dick. i feel enlightened by your witty and intelligent remark, thank you, you brave and original soul